Only because Bachelor in Paradise keeps my soul alive. This franchise has become my SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) and the summer programming is my medically-prescribed heat lamp. It’s winter now. So let’s slog through this together starting Monday, January 4, 2016.
By the way, if the intro packages include lots of Kaitlyn/Shawn updates, and how broken-hearted Ben H was, I will have PTSD. You heard it here first.